So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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