There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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