There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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