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Puke
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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