i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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