Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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