I'm going to rape someone's good day.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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