so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Just puked most of my soul out..
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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