I need to stop coming to work sober
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Rumble strips road head = magical
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
