What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
When are your genitals available?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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