Hey man sorry I got all grabby
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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