She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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