Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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