i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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