Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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