1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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