Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My ATM looks so different sober.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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