im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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