end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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