when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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