Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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