She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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