I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
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