all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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