No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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