Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Even my vagina gasped.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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