I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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