go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I woke up under a house in Key West
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