he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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