That's intense
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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