I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just pee around me
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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