He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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