love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Dear god my vagina.
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