everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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