Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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