I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
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can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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