Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
now i know why i became what i already was.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
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like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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