Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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