Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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