im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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