and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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