i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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