im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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