Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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