How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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