on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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