she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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