I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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