Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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