Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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