the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You ate ashes out of my bong
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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