Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
