were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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